Sky's guide to encountering a Warlock:
Despite their fearsome and somewhat ugly appearance, Warlocks are harmless, weak creatures, that will not harm you beyond their terrible, putrid stench. As making contact with one can be an experience where you are required to dumb yourself down, I will now provide you with three important steps to surviving this debasing encounter.
Step 1:
Never mention any of the following subjects:
-Low dps
-Crap, outdated abilities
-Rubbish names usually involving the words 'Dark, Emo, Death, Shadow, etc...'
-Mages. This will enfuriate the Warlock with jelousy for cool kids, society and high dps players.
Step 2:
Always carry around a weapon of some sort. You never know when a tipsy, drunk or otherwise crap Warlock (Infact, that covers pretty much all Warlocks),
will attempt to touch young children, do dog impressions, or send an enslaved demon to attempt to do it's bidding. The encountee would do well to kill the demon and
put it out of it's misery, as being 'under the control' of a Warlock cripples them emotionally and physically.
Step 3:
This is the MOST important step. If you fuck this one up, you're as good as mentally scarred.
NEVER EVER expose the Warlock to direct sunlight. Or a raid boss. Both of these will cause it
to instantly die. This may seem like a good thing, but tidying away a dead Warlock can be an expensive precedure.
If you follow all the above steps closely, and make sure the encounter lasts no longer than 130 seconds, you should come out relativly unscathed.
This has been a public health warning from your favourite mage, Skycaster. Thanks for reading, and NEVER play Warlock.
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