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Warlocks, and why they suck.

Sky's guide to encountering a Warlock:

Despite their fearsome and somewhat ugly appearance, Warlocks are harmless, weak creatures, that will not harm you beyond their terrible, putrid stench. As making contact with one can be an experience where you are required to dumb yourself down, I will now provide you with three important steps to surviving this debasing encounter.

Step 1:

Never mention any of the following subjects:

-Low dps

-Crap, outdated abilities

-Rubbish names usually involving the words 'Dark, Emo, Death, Shadow, etc...'

-Mages. This will enfuriate the Warlock with jelousy for cool kids, society and high dps players.

Step 2:

Always carry around a weapon of some sort. You never know when a tipsy, drunk or otherwise crap Warlock (Infact, that covers pretty much all Warlocks),

will attempt to touch young children, do dog impressions, or send an enslaved demon to attempt to do it's bidding. The encountee would do well to kill the demon and

put it out of it's misery, as being 'under the control' of a Warlock cripples them emotionally and physically.

Step 3:

This is the MOST important step. If you fuck this one up, you're as good as mentally scarred.

NEVER EVER expose the Warlock to direct sunlight. Or a raid boss. Both of these will cause it

to instantly die. This may seem like a good thing, but tidying away a dead Warlock can be an expensive precedure.

If you follow all the above steps closely, and make sure the encounter lasts no longer than 130 seconds, you should come out relativly unscathed.

This has been a public health warning from your favourite mage, Skycaster. Thanks for reading, and NEVER play Warlock.

Icecrown 10 got raped!

With much fighting, myself, Puréx and dark all managed to get into the same 10 man team! And what a night we had, all in there together, bummin each other raping up the bosses (10/12 downed)

As a plus, we've video every raid this week and plan to commentate over it tomorrow for your listening pleasure.

Until then ;)

~Sky

ICC 25 man Cancelled

Well we we're all looking forward to downing Putricide but that didn't quite happen.
we we're already doing bad the night before, going over raid time by 10 minutes. This was a bad sign. We went into putricide with a good mindset but with 3 bad DPS (I mean 3k DPS with 20% buff) Well we we'rent downing putricide with that so we caalled it 1 and a half hours early much to out demise >.< Well that sucked and hopefully it won't happens again

Ulduar Hardmodes - As promised.

That's right, Flame, Ignis, XT Speed Kill, Iron Council, Auraiya and Thorim hardmodes.

I'll post a link as soon as our youtube videos are processed. Also, we'll be uploading our thoughts on last weeks raids.

Just a quicky, so expect another post at some point this evening, probably.

~Skycaster.

Ulduar Hard Modes FTW!

Heya guys its Puréx!
Tonight we are going to go to Ulduar for some Epic achievements! Trying to get that epic Rusted Proto-Drake mount which is 310% speed and is just too god damn cool!

Later on Skycaster will be posting Videos on the blog later on if you want to see our epic fights ^_^

Getting benched sucks ass.

It had been an awesome day so far. I had a great time doing dungeons on my DK tank, and making polite, friendly conversation with my lovely guild.

20:30 realm times comes around - Finally, time to kick some serious ass in ICC 10! Down Sindragosa, down the Lich King, sleep with some scourge babes not going anywhere near female scourge minions.

Benched.

Just like that. BAM. Sorry, you're out this week Dark, better luck next time. Better luck next time my ass. It's like 'we know your laptop has been broken for three weeks, but we'll rotate you anyway for shits and giggles' - Fun? No. Not fun. Not fun at all. While Sky and Puréx rush through 10/12 in 3 hours, I'm sat trundling through Hellfire Ramparts with a school kid, and a retard who shits out orange peel for a living!

Not fun. Not fun at all. Maybe you can fill in tommorow? Wait? What? Everyone has signed up. The one fecking week where everyone has signed up, and it happens to be this week, where I was benched.

Well, do you know what? Screw you Puréx.

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Pretty believable, huh? Well, good :D Really, getting benched wasn't too bad - I got some quality leveling time in, managed to PvP on my hunter and watch a bit of Animé.

Thanks for the bench, and I look forward to fridays 25 man :D

~CaB